Everytime it's a night out with the boyz in the hood, I am always asked for advice on "letting go", blah blah. It's really funny because every story I hear about severing connections with the ex that wants to be friends again is tainted with BURNING RAGE. It's more funny than it is scary. Personally I consider it one of the most immature things to do. Love is for highschool, a relationship that actually works is for adults, but whatever, this just came off my head.
I suggested something short of what is more commonly known as revenge. If your now-single ex is looking for a job and comes to you asking for a referral, have her apply to a company - where your current girlfriend is. Of course, don't let her know. Then when she gets in and she finds out that your girlfriend is working there (and is hopefully her boss) a situation like that is anything short of perfect.
Take note: You must be happily in a relationship, and must be sure that you do not care about your ex anymore, because this could backfire if you are emotionally unstable (but rarely are guys).
I can see it now - visions of Voltes Five holding up his laser sword with lightning and thunder effects in the background.
But of course, the difference is that Voltes Five would be screaming "DIE BITCH!!" instead. =D
Dammit, when are they going to turn this thing into a legit profession?! I could make a killing out of this.
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Mean!!! =)
There IS a legit profession for this. It's called counseling/psychology/psychiatry. =))
Too bad Manila stereotypically views seeing a shrink as if there's really something terribly wrong whereas in other countries, it's really a good professional service.
Hahaha. Tama si Mai, meanie! :P
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